We shall not name names, but for the sake of story-telling, we'll call him Konchenskis (I can picture some fellas laughing already!!).
Now, Konchenskis is a well known fella,!! Just the mention of his real name makes people panic and girls drool in awe...
Anyways, this is how the story goes, the two of em had been going out less than a month... and over that month, he had always suggested that he wanted something more out of the relationship... jeng jeng.. no prizes for guessing what HE wanted (I would like to stress that I told her so!!)!!
One fine nite, while at his place and with his parents upstairs (daring bastard)... he got close to her... and suddenly pulled out his Man Singh/Pee-Pee/Shlort...
no.... it's not a sunny day!!(you get he picture!!)... got it all excited, and forced her to stroke him to glory, grabbing her hand and forcing it on him!! all this while, even when he suggested it to her, she was telling him NO...a big fat NO!! he still went on with it and told her to relax... (how cliched is that?)
GOd, if she didnt run off that immediately, who knows what would have happened....
He got his jollies off and she was in agony and almost in tears... and she felt like chopping off her hand (she settled for washing it with detergent, handwash, soap AND clorox).
Where have all the gentelmen gone to?
This was certainly an act of total selfishness!! and he had the cheek to tell her to relax...if it had been me, i would have slapped him in the face and kicked him in the balls!!
I have to say I felt Shy and sorry to listen to the story...
shy for all mankind... already girls think we are horny bastards for all off 24 hours, except when we're asleep... and this would just fortify their views... Never im my live have i done this to a girl... even if a girl asked me to whip out my salami, i would tell her to wait for the right moment, i just dont do public showcases for anyone you know... and for those girls who say this isnt a big deal and it happens all the time in these modern times, fuck-off... you gals are sluts and deserve all the crocked cocks that come your way!!!
i felt sorry for her...but more sorry for that guy Konchenskis, he will never be able to have a proper relationship with this kind of behaviour, what with him forcing his ex to have an abortion to protect his name... the cat's out of the bag my man... the masses will find out about your first mistake... and they will definately find out what you did this time!!
needless to say that she is scarred for life and has sworn off guys and never wants to get married!! how sad is that? If every guy behaved like that jerk, and every girl reacted like this... there wont be anymore humans in less than 100 years... imagine that... sigh!
anyways, to all guys who are about to get into a realtionship, or have just got into one (you know who you are!!), please do not do something like this... i know you cant wait to whip it out like a pornstar, but think of your woman... respect her... cherish her... and in the end, when the time is right... you'll get it, just like a porno flick!! haha... trust me on this...
and to girls who have experienced the same thing and reacted the same way... feel free to leave a comment with your email... i'll be glad to come and whack the guy who did it to you!!
No comments:
Post a Comment